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Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

Hilarious TSA Parody, Sung to the tune “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer”. An original song parody by Donny Aldridge.

Hilarious TSA Parody, Sung to the tune “Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer”. An original song parody by Donny Aldridge. Singer/songwriter, political satirist. As posted on WeWontFly.com, who wrote: Entertaining song… I love all this comedy that is coming out. We’re winning!

Language warning: Some of the lyrics are crude, but is it far from the truth at airports?

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Dogs Winter Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, snow is glistenin’.
It’s yellow, NOT white,
I’ve been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

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Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants;
“Avoid where I pee,
It’s MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland.”

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.
Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go man,
So all the world will know it’s mine-mine-mine!

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Straight from me to the fencepost,
Flows my natural incense boast;
“Stay off of my TURF,
This small piece of Earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland.

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